Monday, April 27th – University of Washington Medical Center
CT and MRI: 3 hrs – 10:15 a.m.
Tuesday, April 28th – University of Washington Medical Center
Neurosurgery department physical and history with Courtney: 1 hr – 9:30 a.m.
Blood Draw: 10 min – 11:30 a.m. if there is time
EEG Lab: 2 hrs – 12:30 p.m.
Pre-Anaesthesia: 1.5 hrs – 3:00 p.m.
Blood Draw: 10 min – 4:30 p.m. if there was no time at 11:30 a.m.
Nice Dinner Out: 1 – 2 hrs – 6:00 p.m
Wednesday, April 29th
Angiogram (seeking vessels to embolize): 12:00 p.m.
If embolization is necessary, this will be an overnight procedure – 9:00 a.m.
Thursday, April 30th
May or may not be at the hospital, depending on the outcome of the Angiogram
Friday, May 1st – University of Washington Medical Center
Arrive for surgery: 2 hrs – 5:30 a.m.
Surgery: ? hrs – 7:30 a.m.
Tuesday, April 28th –
9:30 a.m.: List names of horrible conditions that don’t actually exist. Time how long it takes them to look them all up on WebMD
11:30 a.m.: Ask with a look of genuine concern, “You’re not a vampire, are you?”
12:30 p.m.: Start singing “I feel pretty” halfway through the test
3:00 p.m.: Tell the tech, “OK, let’s do this now. Make sure it lasts through Friday night!”
4:30 p.m.: “You’re sure you’ve never lived in Forks, WA?”
6:00 p.m.: “I’d like one of everything, please. Could you add extra cheese?”
Wednesday, April 29th
12:00 p.m.: When the tech with the needle comes toward you, yell as loudly as you can, “IF YOU DESTROY THE OCULUS, MY HELL RIFT WILL CONSUME YOU!”
~this post may have been influenced by LuAnn & Kim. Meebee. Meebee nawt.
This totally cracked me up! Your suggestion for 6:00 was particularly tempting.